But don't worry i don't mind these funny papers.

Sorry i notice i've used song titles for several journals now so i thought i'd continue the theme. I have yet to live up to my promises of putting new material up, but i wanna, truly i do. I am currently compiling all of my sketches that i wanna put up here and then i will scan them the next time i'm at my bro's apartment. I am doing well in school, but i think that may be part of the reason my uploading of materials has been slower, ya know due to the time taken up by school...

in the mean time here's a story...

The only thought in my mind was the murderer has to be waiting to scoop me up and slice my neck like our holiday ham, well once grandpa makes it to the table. Ha how could i be thinking about the holidays when i was getting chased around by a murderous tow truck driver in a dark cave during the arid Nevada night?
"I see yas, ya think yous can escape but, ha, what a crock! Heres i'm cooooooomin to kill yous little life, kills yous little life, ah la di la laaaaa!" Ha I sure do sing good don't yous think everybody else sured did." Wailed the moonstruck villain.
Well that does it, i am no longer going to take this bullshit. I don't even know what i did to get killed for, let alone who this Mel or his towing palace were. Whats the worst he could do? It is a dark night, and we are in a cave after all...
"Alright, your right i can't escape!" Flew from my lips as i ran to another hiding spot to my left.
"ho ho ho now we's tallkin. Ima come kill yous and boy is it gonna be sav, sav, savory, yeah thats the word my brain searchin fo'." Giggled Mel while he worked things out in his head. "THERE YOUS ARE, i found you! Bellowed Mel as he bound out from behind a boulder, a red mist hazing his eyes.
"NO, don-"
"Ha ha ha, haaaa ha ha! Now Yous dead little man, just like i said i make yous!" Cooed Mel as he used his boot to brace my head against the ground to remove his favorite hatchet.


yeah, kinda messed up.